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"I got in a fight
one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to
mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll
be sorry."
He said, "Oh,
yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well,
you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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You know the oxygen masks on
airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I
think they're just to muffle the screams.
--Rita Rudner |
